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The Best Latest Tinder Pickup Lines That Work Like Magic

The Tinder generation has changed the game of dating. Earlier, we looked for the special one within family friends, high school buddies, and colleagues.

But now, it’s all at your fingertips.

Just with a right swipe on your phone, you are introduced to thousands of profiles ready for hookups, relationships, and dating.

The task of finding THE one is much easier now. But knowing how to approach them still requires hard work.

In a scenario where people are receiving hundreds of messages per day, if your first message is the basic and cliché “Hey, what’s up?”, then there is a hundred percent chance of not getting a reply.

In order to make an impression, you have to stand out of the crowd. Your first conversation should be interesting enough to get them hooked to you and only then the chances of fixing a date survives.

So, to make your work easier here’s a collection of the best pickup lines that can land you a date right away:

10 Funny Tinder Pickup Lines

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1. I hope you know I’m a hundred percent committed to this Tinder relationship?

This one is funny because chances are you have matched with their profile just a minute ago.

It also speaks for your sarcastic nature as it’s a digital world and no one knows if the person living at a long distance is loyal. But it can get you a date night.

2. They say the tongue is the strongest muscle of the body. Wanna fight?

I can totally imagine having a tongue fight with a person if they text me this. This tells the match is bold but I can also not stop laughing at their confidence.

If a girl uses this on a guy, she has a hundred percent chance of winning him.

3. How should I tell my dog he was adopted?

Dogs are the cutest! But what’s even cuter is when your match will burst in laughter. This pickup line always works. No one can say no to reply to a conversation that is about the pooches.

If your Tinder match is a cat person, you can change the question and focus it on cats.

4. You should definitely feel my shirt. Do you know what it’s made of? Boyfriend/Girlfriend material.

Woah… boyfriend/Girlfriend material!

Girls love wearing t-shirts and shirts of men that fit them baggy and allow their body to breathe. For boys, they love reveling in a piece of clothing that smells like her girl – it just makes them excited instantly.

5. Damn, are you an unfunny meme? Because I don’t wanna share you with anyone.

Who doesn’t like memes? But, unfunny ones?

Not at all.

They may find the “unfunny” part a little bit rude as people often find pride in their sense of humor. But just as they read that you dislike the idea of sharing them, the anguish will change itself into a good laugh.

Also, sharing some memes will work just as fine and help in making the conversation last long.

6. Ma’am, are you Gillete? Because you are the best a man can get.

This one’s a stellar for guys. A compliment disguised in a funny comparison is going to excite her and tickle her funny bones.

7. If you would be a knife… You would be a Baeblade.

Calling them Bae is very cute. But it’s a masterstroke when it comes with a funny pickup line.

8. I wish I was cross-eyed so I can see you twice.

Okay, the person will look at your picture and imagine you crossing your eyes and will have a good laugh.

You can make it better by sending a picture of yourself crossing your eyes and they will go ROFL.

Boys should try clicking the picture without wearing a shirt and girls should wear a sexy bralette so it also becomes flirty and personal.

9. Do you sit on a pile of sugar? Cause you got a pretty sweet ass!

Who knows if you get the golden chance to taste that sweet ass?

How? For that, you have to work your magic.

Tinder is all about making funny things go sizzling and vice versa. To give a meaning to your funny joke, you can choose a picture from their Tinder gallery and send a picture where their ass is looking absolutely bomb. 💣

10. Did you swallow magnets? Cause you are so attractive!

You are being direct with this pickup line about liking their truly attractive body. Your match will like to know that you have got a great sense of humor with a weird but attractive way of giving compliments.

10 Flirty Tinder Pickup Lines

1. My nickname at high school was “truth” because people just couldn’t handle me. What was yours?

This pickup line is engaging as they will be forced to think of a better comeback.

2. I really want to call you beautiful but the real beauty is inside and I have not been inside you yet.

Straight up flirty and naughty, this one has got a high potential to catch their attention.

Whether the reply is naughty or ordinary, use it to your advantage.

3. Tell me your favorite pickup line.

You can definitely make the tables turn.

And when they come up with the best pickup line they have ever heard, act like they have used it on you and reply likely.

4. I almost swiped left and was on the verge of having a heart attack! God saved me at the last moment!

We swipe right to a lot of matches a day.

Some of them are just out of boredom and to carry a conversation with a person we are not that interested in and some are when we really find the other person hot.

This pickup line is to let them know you are really happy to get them as a match.

5. It’s a great idea to come over tonight to watch a season of DARK and make out.

Who doesn’t like a good session of making out? And if it’s while watching the captivating series of DARK being played on the flat-screen… then why not?

There’s no chance they are going to say no to this. Grab some popcorn and have fun!

6. I have a bet with my friends that I can never talk to a person who has the ability to intoxicate humans just by their eyes… Let’s use their money to get a few glasses of drinks.

The best way to flirt is to compliment. And this pickup line can take you to a never visited pub of their choice so you can enjoy a few drinks and can get lost in their eyes.

7. Do you know you are the hottest *insert name* on Tinder?

Knowing they are the hottest…? Your name will be enlisted on the list of their most wanted matches to choose from.

8. Your hands seem pretty heavy. Let me hold it for you.

Umm… this is a little forward. But it screams for flirt and intimacy. Yes, their hands are pretty. And yes, you will get to hold them.

9. You know what’s the best thing about kisses? If you don’t like them, you can always give them back.

Heard it quite a few times, right? But doesn’t it work each time?

You are cutting the unnecessary talks and diving straight for expressing your intentions.

10. People call me Colgate. Because 9/10 doctors recommend putting me in your mouth.

If they ask you who the 9 doctors are, tell the names of your exes or other recent Tinder matches.

Be a sport and ask them to be the tenth one.

Must Read: How to make your Friends with Benefits fall for you?

10 Sexy Tinder Pickup Lines

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1. Babe, are you my homework? Cause I wanna throw you on the table and do you all night but I’ll give up in five minutes and start crying.

Show your wild side and ignite their fantasies.

A lot of people on Tinder look for some good sex and nothing else. Be the one who can help them quench their thirst.

2. You seriously look like trouble. You’re so hot! And I’m liking it.

More than sexual, it’s flirtatious. But you can definitely give it a sexy turn by giving more details on why and how you find them hot and a sexy trouble in the messages that will follow.

If they like it, be sure to go ahead to make it more inviting.

3. Is there a phone in your back pocket by any chance? Because that ass is calling me.

Just a way to tell them you are sexually attracted to their body. If everything goes right, you can go in detail describing how you like the sound of spanking ass.

4. You’re a work of art. Let me nail you against the wall.

So, it’s time to get direct and raise the temperatures.

Innovative and overtly sexual, this pickup line will instantly make them imagine the situation where you are pinning them against the wall and having a good session of a much-wanted passionate smooch and everything that follows after that.

5. I’m wondering how many times you’ve wondered about me naked since we matched.

It’s flirty, it’s sexy, and it’s naughty.

You gotta know if they are looking for something sexual and this pickup line will do just that for you. Once you get a green flag, don’t wait…

6. Your legs are like an Oreo. I wanna split them apart and eat everything in between.

A very wild and seductive pickup…

If they reply, you will find out what exactly they are looking for and that can help you to select a place and get under their pants to taste everything that’s in between!

7. Tell me, what can I do to excite you?

It’s never a bad idea to ask your match for opening up with their desires. They will love it and come up with extraordinary ideas to make this match a successful one.

This will work better for a male since men often go like crazy throwing their desires on women on Tinder. But with this, you will make a change and get a chance to know what she truly wants.

8. Wanna play war? I’ll lie on my back and you can blow me to hell.

It shows what you want and where you want to take things, but it also shows you have an interesting and funny way to express your dirty-dirty needs.

9. I’m like the weather, when it gets wet you gotta come inside.

There is a pun intended while making a very naughty declaration. Of course, if they wanna come inside you in stormy weather, consider yourself lucky.

10. Wanna join me in Breaking Bed?

This pickup goes a little further, but it’s funny enough to not make things awkward.

You are giving them a chance to laugh and also showing that your demands are quite high.

10 Cheesy Tinder Pickup lines

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1. Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.

Oh… This one is a winner!

Of course, it is cheesy, but in a way that will make them feel amused. What about asking them out for having a few smokes together?

2. I just realized we’ve matched. So, what now? Are we married now?

So yes, this is really cheesy.

So, you can start it with “I know this is cheesy but hey, I really do not know if this means we are taking things further?” or “It really made you cringe and grin, didn’t it?”

3. I know this profile is fake but can you please give me the number of the gorgeous supermodel in the pictures?

So indirectly, you have said that you find them overtly good looking and straight-up gorgeous. And with that, you have also asked for their number. That’s what multitasking is all about.

4. Hey, I would ask for Netflix and chill… But you look like you’re into Stranger Things.

Their reply will let you know if they find it lame or they really are into exploring your “Stranger Things”. *wink*

Also, if they choose Netflix and chill, fix a date night for watching a few episodes together. Maybe the coziness after that will make them interested in exploring more than what they thought of.

5. Hey Darl… I’m new in town. Can you give me directions to your apartment?

For this to work, you have to be new in the city. But if you aren’t, that’s not an issue.

Get more cheesier and say “I am new in the city of your deep beautiful blue eyes”. This is romantic and the other person will know they are going to enter into a thing where they will hear some great compliments!

6. Just wanted to say to you that I already have a crush on you for the last 4 hours.

You can be more accurate with the timing your profiles matched by adding the extra minutes and seconds.

This will be a flattery statement which will express your deep interest in them. Absolutely a good conversation starter to make them astonished.

7. I’ve always considered my mother’s advice to not talk to strangers online, but here I’m making an exception for you.

Sounds cheesy right?

The mention of your mother makes it cheesier but no matter what, girls love Mama’s boys and boys love their mama. You cannot expect this one to fail.

8. Hey precious, will you be my Tinderella?

You may have heard boys using this pickup line quite a lot and it never gets old.

By using the word “Tinderella” you are calling them the princess of the dating app, don’t forget to mention your intention and leave her impressed. If you use this pickup on a boy, just tease him with this word – apart from being cheesy, it will also make you both revel in barrels of laughter.

9. You’ve no idea how many times I’ve swiped left to find you.

You can even tell them an extravagant number of swipes like “I’ve swiped 3000 profiles” or “I’ve been swiping left since eternity” or “I’m swiping left to find you since I was a toddler”.

10. The whole world might be getting sick. But I’ll never be sick looking at you.

Especially during 2020 when the world is suffering from the Covid-19 pandemic, this pickup line suits well.

Let’s make it cheesier and tell your match that they make you feel healthy and your blood pressure drops back to normal every time your phone flashes with their name.

5 Cute Tinder pickup lines

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1. Can I click a picture of yours to show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Santa… Christmas… This pickup will win their heart.

By saying “Can I click a picture“, you are also not asking them to send some of their pre-clicked pictures but expressing your wish to meet and click them in person. All this makes for a date!

2. Do you like Harry Potter? Because I adumbledore you.

This is so cute and so adorable that anyone will fall for you!

After all, if a guy used this pickup line on me, a wide smile would appear on my face and I wouldn’t be able to resist myself from replying to him. For girls, make sure your guy loves Harry Potter as much as you love him.

3. Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?

This never gets old.

Definitely a cute way of showing you want to make them a part of your life and take things further.

4. I was thinking of you as a triangle. And you were definitely Acute one.

Your pickup line can win the “Tinder’s Cutest Pickup Line” on their list book.

They will like it so much that you can see the screenshots of your message on their Instagram stories!

5. Oh no… You have a pet dog! Does it mean I’ll never top the “Best Cuddle ever” competition?

This one is just the cutest pickup line ever.

Who doesn’t love good cuddles and your message will make them feel all cozy? The mention of dogs makes it much cuter and will establish you as a good carer in their eyes.

5 Clever Tinder pickup lines

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1. Forget hydrogen. You must be the number one element.

This is for the ones who have knowledge of science. If your match has forgotten their chemistry lessons already, do not worry, people are more impressed by the things that are beyond the reach of their intelligence.

After all, keeping the nerds as an exception, the chemistry was never fun for anyone.

But you can make it fun for your tinderella by building a chemistry that exists between you two.

2. Truth or dare?

Truth or dare is a clever game to know more about her in a playful way. If they chose dare, ask them a naughty question or a question that can describe them the best.

If they chose dare, just say, “I dare you to put on a nice outfit and go for drinks with me.”

3. Damn…! Are you Area 51? Because I would die to get inside you.

Area 51 = A mysterious place.

The mention of a mysterious place instantly makes you appear intelligent and mysterious. And who doesn’t like to uncover mysteries? 😋

4. Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you’re so CuTe.

All right, chemistry again.

It seems we should have studied it pretty well in high school. After all, it’s so fun and intelligent to use science-related pickup lines to impress a potential partner? Guess who’s smiling from far away this time..?

You got it right – The nerds.

5. Kiss me if I’m wrong but Dinosaurs still exist? Right?

Dinosaurs died millions of years before but you want to date a hot woman/man will only end by raising up your conversation game and talking a match into going on a date with you.

And.. if you are getting a kiss on the first date, then why not? It’s worth the efforts.

5 Smooth Tinder pickup lines

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1. When our friends will ask how we met, what am I going to tell them?

Really smooth and a good pickup line to get the conversation going. It shows your interest and quick wit. This will make the conversation interesting and can end up on a date.

2. I never make the same mistake twice, unless they are hot.

A clever way to let the person know that you find them hot and you are ready to take second chances to impress them.

3. Top four best things to do on Saturday?

When they reply with the four things they are gonna do on Saturday, tell them “Okay, I’m ready to accompany you then”. It’s very smooth and you have not even made any hardass efforts. But the results can be hardass.

If your tinder match likes you back, they will let you join. After all, there is no one who doesn’t like a good company while they do their chores or plan to have a good meal at a restaurant.

4. Are you made out of cake? Because you are my everything.

Yeah, this is very cheesy. But it’s one of the best pickup lines to go smooth.

A great way to tell them you find their skin as delicious as a cake and talking to them is a cure of everything.

5. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

So, you have asked a question regarding their job or business. But with the question, a very subtle compliment is attached that will make them blush before they go to the point.

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Bonus: Do you know you have the prettiest smile on Tinder?

This works like a charm, almost every time.

They may already know that their smile is the prettiest in the whole world but hearing it from you will make them happy and you, cute.

Hey, Tinderattis, All the Best!

Having a great time impressing them with pickup lines? Great!

Just remember that pickup lines can make your first impression a good one, but to keep things working, you have to be consistent with the image you created.

You definitely don’t want to be seen as bored or one-dimensional. If you’re confused with zero ideas of ways to carry the conversation further, come back to this article and start afresh with some more pickup lines.

Don’t take it too seriously and make sure to have fun. Be playful, be your true original self and it will be as easy a game.

Choose the pickup lines you like the most and lock your date for the weekend. Don’t forget to ask them their favorite spot in the city!

All the best.

 

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